money is so stupid and unnecessary we’re meat creatures on a rock floating in space and our entire lives are dominated by little bits of paper
(Source: an-egg)
How to stop traffic:
1. wear orange reflective coveralls,
2. be a really fucking hot grease monkey
#2 will suffice.
do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby
Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes
I love spanish
A capital letter changes it even further:
Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses
literally the best post I have seen on this website
MILEY HAS NO TIME FOR THIS SHIT.
(Source: bricesander)
lol @ the look Nicki Minaj gives in the background
remember when we had to plant virtual vegetables to unlock her songs
lol this bitch
growing up means realizing a lot of your old friends are assholes
(Source: dysphoriadaughter)
