acciowine:

Lord have mercy! Someone hand me the vapors.

(Source: mancrushoftheday)

bryanstars:

if you say your hair has never annoyed you to the point of wanting to shave your head you’re lying

  • girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know

cloysterboo:

cloysterboo:

cloysterboo:

Fun fact: the human body contains enough bones to make an entire skeleton.

Also the equator is long enough that it’ll wrap around the world exactly once.

Follow for more fun science facts.

(Source: cloysterbell)

drunkkonyourlove:

me:

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you:

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(Source: the-anal-rapist)